Should the hatch fail...
Should the fish ignore your meticulously hand-tied dry...
Should you... tie on the Squirmy...
This shirt will be there.
No itchy side seams (because you’re already uncomfortable with your life choices). Reinforced shoulders for the weight of your regret. And a tag that rips away clean, like your dignity after the third missed hookset.
Specs (because some of you care):
🪱 100% ethically grown US cotton — soft enough for your soul, strong enough for your failures.
🪱 Medium fabric weight (5.3 oz/yd²) — not too light, not too heavy, just right for panicking streamside.
🪱 Classic fit — roomy enough for self-loathing.
🪱 Oeko-Tex certified — which probably means it won’t catch fire when your buddy roasts you for tying on pink worm flies.
 
This shirt doesn't judge.
It just says, “I’ve been there.”