For when it’s cold, and you’ve already tied one on.
Some shirts say “I tried.”
This one says, “I tried literally everything else, then reached for the Squirmy.”
Made with 100% cotton and zero shame, this long sleeve beauty is perfect for those slightly cooler days when you still want to look semi-respectable while flinging pink worms at uninterested fish.
Details (for the nerds):
🪱 Medium-weight fabric (6.0 oz/yd²) — thick enough to fight wind, thin enough to move freely in defeat
🪱 Classic fit — roomy enough to hide your bad decisions
🪱 No side seams — so you won’t chafe during your walk of shame back to the truck
🪱 Sewn-in label — because tear-away is for people who still have hope
🪱 Runs a little small — like the trout you’ll catch on this pattern
Perfect for shoulder season, boat rides, and moments of quiet desperation.