This isn’t just a hoodie.
This is what you wear after the hatch ghosts you. After your buddy’s dry fly worked and yours didn’t. After you swore you’d never tie on a worm... but did.
Made with a thick, cozy cotton-poly blend, this sweatshirt wraps you up like the warm shame of finally catching a fish on the one pattern you said you’d never use.
The Stats (so you can justify it to your significant other):
🪱 50% cotton / 50% polyester — soft enough to make your therapist jealous
🪱 Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd²) — warm enough for winter mornings and wounded pride
🪱 Classic fit with a kangaroo pocket — perfect for stuffing your hands or hiding the Squirmy pack
🪱 Tear-away label — because you don’t need any more irritation in your life
🪱 Color-matched drawstring & double-lined hood — for stealth mode at the fly shop
Ethically made. Emotionally questionable.
Perfect for campfires, cold mornings, and tying on pink flies in secret.